A Putrefying Catharsis
One man's brave battle with the evil forces of rodentia.
B1FF#S K3WL H0M3 PAG3
Which has to be k3wl because B1ff likes to use numbers instead of 13tt3r5.
Cheeze Wizard
A profile like that sure makes me want to join the fan club.
Choose A Career For Vanya
Wishful thinking - Vanya is about as employable as I am.
Confessions Of A "Wash Me" Scribbler
In spite of this individual's efforts I'm still seeing a lot of dirty cars out there.
CornNet
Someone has obviously been getting their inspiration from inside a toilet bowl.
Cynthia's Home Page
Where you will find the home page of a person named Cynthia, believe it or not.
Dave's List Of Words That Are Fun To Say
Another Dave with an appreciation for the Daveness of things.
dee-zeïne|||Ännihilation
I'm sure that Picasso would have enjoyed this site immensely.
Demi's Intentionally Bad Page
Bad Web pages about bad Web pages -- where do people get these crazy ideas?
Dinesh's Personal Home Page
There's nothing I enjoy more than a page that's virtually unreadable.
Don't Go To New York
Or if you absolutely must go, take along theDeath Ray O2Cannon Of Doom.
Dr. Evil's Paranoid Rantings
I don't know what drugs Dr. Evil is on, but I don't want to try any.
Elvis & The Shitheads
Are you sure that shouldn't be Elvis & The Elvises?
Entertainment For Bored People
Nothing entertains me more than a dead link titled, "Dead Link, Don't Click Here."
FBI Most Wanted Falafelman
Known to be armed and using Internet Explorer as his default browser!
General Annoyances In The Office Supply Store
I can understand your frustration, but you're just giving them ideas!
Generic Home Page
Save yourself the time of visiting all those non-generic homepages.
Greg's Haircut Page
Maybe Greg could give me one of those nifty mohawks.
Hammond Eggs Mega Corporate Monster Machine
A regular threat to national security.
Harley Mom's Extravaganza
Extravaganza may not be the right word, but I'm pretty sure the link belongs here.
I Eat Meat
And apparently, lots of it!
I Want To Get Married
C'mon people, we have to help this guy out, he only needs another half a million hits or so.
Icepick.com
You're not truly online until you have a Web cam triggered by your fridge door!
Interesting Ideas: Us Beings PTL
Proof that network technology can be dangerous.
Is This Annoying?
Uuhhmmm... yes.
Jeff's Flat Tire Page
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you might want to try and steer around sharp objects on the road.
Jimmy The Brain's Think Tank
It's pretty obvious what Jimmy has on his mind - dirty pictures.
John's Second Adventure:Journey Into Madness
You're going to need therapy if you make it to the end of this.
Lame Crap For Morons
Kinda like the Net in general, only more expensive.
Leningrad Cowboys Family Members
In the band's own words, "Make tractors, not war."
MartyCam Home Page
Even Marty is talking about the Clinton sex scandal.
Money Is A Wonderful Thing
What do you mean, 'superficial?'
My Boring Home Page
You're just not getting the full effect of this unless you listen to the midi a few times.
Necktie Hatred
Maybe you can trade your ties in on some lottery tickets.
Papal Itch Official Web Site
A band that has done one too many Catholic wedding gigs.
Paul Dot Com
This is what you get for going name surfing.
Pittsfield High School's Internet
Uh-oh, someone has been abusing their privileges and they've had their images taken away.
Pretty Aunt Nancy's Page of Delight
I gotta thank ourVegas Guidefor pointing this one out. As he put it, "She's either a fucking genius or she hangs with my Mom."
Punishment Page
I assume that you have to be masochistic to fully appreciate something like this.
Remote Controlled Marc
Tell Marc what to do so that he doesn't have to figure it out for himself.
Silly's Page
What do you mean, silly?
Sivart's Nudes Warning
Pretty erotic still shots, but I'm still waiting for the live, interactive furniture porn.
Steve's Totally Obnoxious Web Page
It won't be totally obnoxious until he gets rid of the midi controls.
The Crossing Guard Scandal
Rob is a man on a serious mission.
The Greater Cut-n-shoot Trailer Park, Bait Camp, And Mud Wrasslin' Pit
Which is more like a mental institution than anything else.
The History OfThe Four Letter Words
A band that would be filling the world with slack if they weren't currently in hiatus.
The Internet's Official Loser List
Kinda like making the honors roll in highschool, but more prestigious.
The Rave Hate Page
Rave may suck but that guy in the bunny suit is clearly ready to party!
The Realm Of Niftyness
Especially nifty if you're putting off doing your homework.
The Voodoo Chicken
Don't be suprised if your browser crashes and does weird things.
Tim's Wish List - 7/1/72
A little late now, isn't it? Besides, how can you get "AOL sucks" for your birthday?
Welcome To More Buzzcocks
Demonstrating that good site design is merely a question of whether or not your title graphic is wide enough.
What Fred Ate
I cn't wit until everyone strts using this delightful blink tg.
Willie The Fish And His Wet Web World.
Not too shabby for a page about a dead fish.
Your Buddy's Homepage
Pretty scarey stuff, and I'm not just referring to the artwork.